Don't Wait Up

Said don't wait up for me

'Cause I'll be gone till well past three

Yeah, it's one of those again

Where a couple's just turned into ten

I know it sounds it, it ain't funny

I've just spent the shopping money

It's not my fault she's too good natured

My mind's set on getting wankered

So I drink myself into a state

With a silly grin upon my face

Don't wait up

Say don't wait up

And she'll be waiting by the phone

But it was her decision to stay at home

And all my thoughts for her are gone

But my thoughts for her are very wrong

And pulling weren't on my agenda

The fact I've got a bird just makes 'em keener

I don't care, my tool needs shining

She looks game for a bit of grinding

So we slither off like slithery snakes

With a silly grin upon my face

And I...

<span begin="1:14.027" end="1:16.462">Don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:15.220" end="1:19.176">(It's just that naughtier side of me)</span></span>

<span begin="1:17.723" end="1:20.547">Say don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:19.250" end="1:22.166">(It's just that naughtier side)</span></span>

<span begin="1:21.992" end="1:24.624">Don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:23.278" end="1:27.216">(It's just that naughtier side of me)</span></span>

<span begin="1:25.809" end="1:28.601">Say don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:27.286" end="1:29.788">(It's just that naughtier side)</span></span>

Now it hadn't crossed my mind all night

Then the convo went from blue to white

There's faces I ain't seen in ages

They're all out to cane their wages

Proper chuffed that we turned up

'Cause a week of work can get you wound up

Jukebox has got a great selection

Little groove might ease the tension

So we bounce around like we own the place

With a silly grin upon my face

And I...

<span begin="1:53.999" end="1:56.426">Don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:55.218" end="1:59.055">(It's just that naughtier side of me)</span></span>

<span begin="1:57.711" end="2:00.509">Say don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:59.229" end="2:01.833">(It's just that naughtier side)</span></span>

<span begin="2:01.833" end="2:04.373">Don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:03.217" end="2:06.959">(It's just that naughtier side of me)</span></span>

<span begin="2:05.782" end="2:08.458">Say don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:07.280" end="2:09.954">(It's just that naughtier side)</span></span>

And if she was a fly upon the wall

I don't think she'd wanna be my girlfriend anymore

And if she was a fly upon the wall

She would see me slowly drink myself into a hole

<span begin="2:37.940" end="2:40.449">Don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:39.145" end="2:42.964">(It's just that naughtier side of me)</span></span>

<span begin="2:41.717" end="2:44.443">Say don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:43.337" end="2:45.952">(It's just that naughtier side)</span></span>

<span begin="2:45.952" end="2:48.431">Don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:47.242" end="2:51.037">(It's just that naughtier side of me)</span></span>

<span begin="2:49.707" end="2:52.329">Say don't wait up</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="2:51.270" end="2:53.815">(It's just that naughtier side)</span></span>

It's up the bar for one last round

One, two, three, let's slam 'em down

This night's getting pretty lairy

Geezers flexing, looking scary

Some lad tries to call my bluff

The silly boy, there's nuff of us

It's a shame, man, it was going well

Now it's going off, oh fucking hell

We're fucked