Help Let Me Go

He was just a dolphin

Swimming in the sea

With his dolphin friends

Happy as can be

Until one day he went

And ventured onto land

And he got bitten by

A radioactive man

Now he's Dolphin Man

Half dolphin, half man

Hear him screech at night

'Cause he just wants a friend

There'll be quite a fright (Jesus Christ!)

If you run into him

In the dark abandoned house where he lives

Oh oh

You know he may come off strong

But he's not what he seems

If he ever catches you

You can bet that you'll scream

Like, "Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Let me go tonight!"

You'll scream, "Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Stop kidnapping me!"

She was just a lady

Not a care in the world

Till she saw some grown men

Kidnapping a girl

She said, "Help! Let me go!"

So she sprung into action

Then she looked right at a necklace

And became Scarlett Johansson

Then she kicked all their asses

Varli, savior of the masses

Don't know where that necklace came from

"Love more, hate less", that's the message

Dolphin Man saw her on TV

And gave her a call

They formed the best crime-fighting team in the world

Oh oh

Then they saved the president from an alien race

It was all over the news; he was screaming in space

Like, "Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Let me go tonight!"

He said, "Help! Let me go!"

Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Stop kidnapping me!"

"Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Let me go tonight!"

He said, "Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Help! Let me go!

Stop kidnapping me!"