Reasons Not to Be an Idiot

You're not as messed up as you think you are

Your self-absorption makes you messier

Just settle down and you would feel a whole lot better

Deep down you're just like everybody else

She's not as pretty as she thinks she is

Just picture her after she's had kids

I bet she sits at home and listens to The Smiths

Deep down she's just like everybody else

So why are you sat at home?

You're not designed to be alone

You just got used to sayin' no

So get up and get down and get outside

Because it's a lovely sunny day

But you hide yourself away

You've only got yourself to blame

Get up and get down and get outside

He's not as clever as he likes to think

He's just ambitious with his arguin'

He's crap at dancin' and he can't hold his drink

Deep down he's just like everybody else

I'm not as awesome as this song makes out

I'm angry, underweight and sketchin' out

I'm buildin' bonfires of my vanities and doubts

To get warm just like everybody else

So why are you sat at home?

You're not designed to be alone

You just got used to sayin' no

So get up and get down and get outside

Because it's a lovely sunny day

But you hide yourself away

You've only got yourself to blame

Get up and get down and get outside

Amy thinks her life is lackin' in drama

So she fell for horoscopes, faith healin' and karma

She's so wrapped up in her invisible armor

She'll never grow into herself

And it's okay thinkin' me and all my friends are just wasters

The same I can still see through her airs and graces

I guess she's scared her life won't leave any traces

Kind of like everyone else

That's not the point anyway

Oh, darlin'

I felt compelled to call you up to say

So why are you sat at home?

You're not designed to be alone

You just got used to sayin' no

So get up and get down and get outside

'Cause it's a lovely sunny day

But you hide yourself away

You've only got yourself to blame

Get up and get down and get outside

Get up and get down and get outside

Get up and get down and get outside

Get up and get down and get outside

Get up and get down and get outside

Get up and get down and get outside