Killer Tofu (From "Doug")

Killer Tofu

Fast food feels fuzzy

'Cause it's made from stuff that's scuzzy

I always thought I was such a nerd

I refused to touch that strange bean curd

I wouldn't eat it but it ate you

Killer Tofu

Killer Tofu

I eat my sugar cereal

But it makes my teeth bacterial

If you're feeling kind of cruddy

Just stick right by your buddy

And don't eat too much fried food

Killer Tofu

Killer Tofu