Hey Tobias, this is Dave. Here's your song, boss. It's called "Accommodating"

All you do is accommodate: "What do you like to do?"

I wish that I could find joys in accommodating too

Would you like to be a captain, maybe even be a monster?

Turn me into an imposter, make me more accommodating too

Make me more accommodating too

Laying always on the couches, never cleaning up the dishes

Can't appease your simple wishes, take your medicine from your dentist

You never seem to be pissed off much, everything seems well enough so

Broke your favorite coffee cup, said to me "It's only stuff."

Said to me "It's only stuff."

Or maybe I could cook you dinner, stuff you sausage

Make you candles, clean your office

Paint your bedroom disco blue

Accommodating just like you

Teach you how to fly a airplane

Build a hot rod catch a mermaid

Rearrange your room alone

Teach you how to make cologne

Instruct you how to play a bagpipe

Lose some weight and learn to eat right

Wiretap a telephone, extract your own pheromones

Extract your own pheromones

All you do is accommodate: "What do you like to do?"

I wish that I could find choice in accommodating too

Would you like to be a captain, maybe even be a monster

Turn you into an impostor, make you more complicated too

Make you more complicated too