You and I Are So Awfully Different (From "Family Guy")

You and I are so awfully different Too awfully different, to ever be pals Do you want to go first? Yeah, I'll go Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade Oh, you're one to talk You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad Oh, one time! I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there Oh thanks For me to poop on! What? Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown Bite me, Snoopy There's not - a whole lot - that we've got, to agree on 'Cause I love the strings of a classical score And I like that singer who looks like a whore Ricky Martin? Love him We're too different to ever be pals You and I are so awfully different Too awfully different to ever be pals Your head's as massive as a meteorite Oh, very funny You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light I bet money, you'll marry a honey Who's pretty and funny And her name will be Ted Oh a gay joke! I just work with what you give me You might think we're in sync But we stink, as a duo 'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts And you get a kick out of stroking your... Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV What? Ego? Nevermind We're too different to ever be pals