Tiff

I met this bitch, she was cute as shit, said her name was Tiff

She legit comment on my pic, said she need some dick

I was thirsty, I responded quick like "Shit who are you with?"

She said "Well, now, I'm by myself but who I need to get"

I said "Damn, girl how old are you?" She said "I'm twenty-six"

I replied, "You live in that A?" and she said "Zone Six"

Oh it's lit, but I wonder if this chick being slick

But I'm horny, thinking with my dick so I ain't even trip

Take a chance shit I'm brave enough, shit ain't fazing us

So I asked her did she have a whip, she say she saving up

Told her I'ma get a Uber, she said "No", come and get her

'Cause it's too much kidnapping, I couldn't even argue with her

I said, "Cool", I threw on my shoes, I'ma get their soon

I assume you know I'm no fool, I'ma get a room

She said "Duh", sent the add then I jumped right in the whip

Had to turn on my location just to send my shit to Chris

This she hit, told me grab some liquor, I said "What to get?"

Asked what I want, I don't even drink but I might take some sips

She said "What? Boy, just grab some cups, I'm gon' get drunk as fuck"

"Either Henny or Patron 'cause they both make me a slut"

I got both and I hope this ho know this not a joke

I would go, if she don't approve my dick going down her throat

I pull up, she say "Wait a minute", man, I told her "False"

Matter fact, you got sixty seconds or I'm pulling off

Then a car pull up right behind me, thinking was a caddy

She text "OMG, I think that's my baby daddy"

I said, "What kinda shit is this? This some kinda trick?"

Set me up, you lil' stupid bitch, I'm so fucking pissed

He walked up like, "Who you looking for?" rubbing by his mouth

I say "Keisha", he say "Naw bro, you got the wrong house"

I say "Damn, let me leave" he say "Yeah, ****, you should"

I say, "Woah, calm down, you got me misunderstood"

That's when Tiff ran up out the door yelling "Baby, stop"

Then he start reaching in his jacket, I pulled out my Glock

On his block, shoulda let him rot, told him adios

But I chilled, on the real though, I should've shot em both

Then I jump right back in my whip, coulda got a kill

Then he yell "We gon' meet again", I say "Yeah, we will"

I was tryna get me some pussy, I wasn't a aggressor

Being so damn thirsty, best believe I learned my lesson