Jessica Kirson Pranks Matteo Lane (feat. Matteo Lane)

Hello, Oh, hello at this Matteo Lane. Yes

Hi, Matteo. This is John. I got your number from different specific comics in New York City and I wanted to see if you were available for an event.

Okay. Who is this?

Uh, this is John. It's for gay pride.

Okay. John, what's your last name? Wilkinson OK. What comic gave you my phone number?

Oh, I think I got your number from Jim David, I was looking for gay comedians, for gay pride to perform and do a show.

Usually it's better through e-mail, but cause in that way I can link you to my agent. It makes it easier.

Well, that's gonna cost me more money. And a lot of this goes to the Gay and Lesbian center. So, I mean, we have a nice budget, but I just wanted to know about how much you charge.

Right. So that's what I'm saying. That's the kind of stuff that usually goes to my agent. I usually don't discuss that kind of stuff.

Is it like thousands?

Why don't we do this? Why don't you send me an email with all the information that way I can look over it.

Yes. Because it'll be huge, huge publicity for you. We have a mailing list of about a hundred and fifty thousand people. I can definitely get you people that will follow you after this. And we have a pretty nice budget and there's a lot of people coming to perform. It's gonna be a very, very big event.

Uh huh. Do you have any other talents? This doesn't sound like like a real phone call to me.

Oh, it's totally real. I don't know why I'm so sorry. People make fun of my voice all the time.

But do you, Oh it's Jessica Kirson, Fuck you, you fucking asshole. Oh my God, it took me so long, and I was like who is it, who is it, who is it. Shit. Oh it's Jessica because it costs thousands and thousands of dollars.