Once Upon a Time

G'morning, boys and girls Hi, Mesus Today, we're gonna talk about America America, what's that? America is a place that existed long ago I remember, once upon a time In a land called America America I remember, once upon a time In a land called America America Yeah Welcome to America, we the biggest gang on the planet Think we ain't? Shit, why you think them gangs call it, flaggin'? If we want it then we take it, when we take it, we ain't askin' This is basic, like a t-shirt, we American savage But, don't you dare say faggot, nooo But, it's okay to force yo' gay agenda down our throats Get it? Oh my gosh, it's so offensive Good, I hope it is! You ever think that I'm offended, by the shit you showin' kids? Hey, hold up, bitch, because, I'm only gettin' started Someone tell me, how the hell you think it's cool to let a drag queen read to kindergartners You ain't gotta follow God to see the reason that ain't right This shit's so Anti-Christ, I swear to God, his name is Annie-Christ A man becomes a wife, and that aight, but wrong to call him queer But then, we turn around, and give a man The Woman of the Year Hey, listen here, you think I'm scared? You got another thing comin' I'm from a time when we solved problems with our knuckles, motherfucker I remember, once upon a time In a land called, America When people didn't act like fuckin' pussies I remember, once upon a time In a land called, America When you were gettin' punched, if you pushed me I remember, once upon a time In a land called, America When we were actually, free to speak our minds I remember, once upon a time In a land called, America When, the truth wasn't a crime So, welcome to America, we the biggest bidness on the planet Think we ain't, shit, dare your ass to slip up on them taxes Uncle Sam want it, he take it, when he take it, he ain't askin' So, I stack a mill in cash, and claim the lowest tax bracket T-t-tellin' me, I can't say that, oh nooo But, it's ok to take my hard earned money, 'til I'm broke So, fuck a socialist, I hope you drop the soap, you bitch 'Cause, you belong in jail, right next to people teachin' little boys it's wrong to be a male Yeah So, sorry, that I have a spine, sorry, that I speak my mind Sorry, I ain't silent like the sheeple, who just stand in line Sorry, I don't have the time to argue with yo' ass, online Sorry, I could read between the lines, and I ain't fuckin' blind Sorry, I ain't sorry, nope, not even a lil bit Could call me ignorant, not to my face, though, 'cause you chicken shit Swear, I used to give a shit, but I done gave 'em all away Unlike my guns, fuck it, all I'm sayin' I remember, once upon a time In a land called, America When, our flag wasn't disrespected I remember, once upon a time In a land called, America When, our cash wasn't disinfected I remember, once upon a time In a land called, America When, we only had two genders I remember, once upon a time In a land called, America So, fuck you, and your agenda 'Cause, I remember, Martin Luther had a dream, and lived it 'til his life was lost People stood up for the flag, and took a knee, down for the cross People knew to count the cost, 'fore they mouth would write a check 'Cause, if you piss somebody off, you catch 'at right, they break your neck 'Cause, people had a backbone Jesus wasn't bagged on Mom and Dad were at home Proud to have that flag flown Down to get our scrap on 'Cause, it give us character So, where the fuck has that gone? Damn, I miss America