Australia, I did actually. In fact, I didn't. The other three did

I enjoyed it, but it wasn't the best place I've ever been to because

It probably was and I didn't even know it. That's how stupid I am

I didn't even realize that Australia was the center of the world

But now in retrospect I understand. Hang on I'll just fix your wires

There. I couldn't read all of the Sony thing on your tape recorder

There. Um, now when we went to Australia last time, it was after a

Month in America so, and then a week in New Zealand. So by that time

I was going around the bend. And uh, I was a bit, I didn't know who

I was, where I was, and why, you know. I kept saying to people why

And they didn't, they just kept giving me Fosters. And uh, I'm a

Bit bevvyed now actually. I've had a few, few tubes today. And uh

It was really nice but it was, it was the fly season. A lot of

Flies on Sydney Bay. I just remember the lasting impression I have

Of Australia is walking down the, that road by Bondi Beach to the

Hotel. Just went for a restaurant. Well it wasn't even a restaurant

It was a cafe, "caf" we call them. And there were flies everywhere

Flies on me sodding tuna fish, flies in the salad and God knows

What else. And then I thought, that's fair enough. And uh

I thought I'll pay for this sodding meal, I don't care. Is this

Going out on the radio? And then I walked, I came out the sodding

Building, and I was walking down the road and it was flies

Everywhere, I couldn't see through the flies like. And that was my

Lasting impression of Australia. And if you get rid of them, it's a

Great place. I just have this phobia

About flies. A phobia, I call it