Heathen Baptism

Family had a few jars of shine at the party last night Oh, lucky me the leftovers got sent home with my wife (ex-wife now) Jar of apple-cinnamon and half a jar of white lightning Now it's Sunday afternoon and I'm standin' in the kitchen 'Bout to have me a taste of that old-time religion Drinkin' fire water on a Sunday afternoon It's a heathen baptism, not a moment too soon I'm not preachin', but you can practice my religion If you think it's high time for a heathen baptism Now when I was just a little boy round eight years old I already knew the magic that a liquor cabinet could hold But I'd always save that mason jar in the back for last Now it's Sunday afternoon and I'm standin' in the kitchen 'Bout to relive my very first heathen baptism Drinkin' fire water on a Sunday afternoon It's a heathen baptism, not a moment too soon I'm not preachin', but you can practice my religion If you think it's high time for a heathen baptism I feel the spirits Drinkin' fire water on a Sunday afternoon It's a heathen baptism, not a moment too soon I'm not preachin', but you can practice my religion If you think it's high time for a heathen baptism Drinkin' fire water on a Sunday afternoon It's a heathen baptism, not a moment too soon I'm not preachin', but you can practice my religion If you think it's high time for a heathen baptism I think it's high time for a heathen baptism Lord knows it's high time for a heathen baptism