We Never Have Sex Anymore

We never have sex anymore

We never roll around on the floor, like we did

So long ago

And you never yell at me anymore

You never want to even the score, like you did

So long ago

But you're still with me, so I guess I'm not complaining

And you always leave my dinner on the stove

Baby, please

If you won't love me, will you hate me?

If you won't violate me, will you at least just aggravate me?

Baby, please (We never have sex anymore)

It feels like war under the covers

One way or the other's what I say, hey, hey, hey

We never have sex anymore

We never make love till we're sore, like we did

So long ago

And we never have emotional strife

You never even threaten my life, like you did

So long ago

But you're still with me, so I guess I'm not complaining

And you let me drive your car when you're not home

Baby, please

If you won't love me, will you hate me?

If you won't violate me, will you at least just aggravate me?

Baby, please (We never have sex anymore)

It feels like war under the covers

One way or the other's what I say, hey, hey, hey

We used to do it constantly

We used to have a ball

We used to do it everywhere, now

We never do it at all

Baby, please

If you won't love me, will you hate me?

If you won't violate me, will you at least just aggravate me?

Baby, please (We never have sex anymore)

It feels like war under the covers

One way or the other's what I say, hey, hey, hey

We never have sex anymore, oh

We never have sex anymore, oh

We never have sex anymore, oh

We never have sex anymore, oh