Rip Jeff

I named my ego Jeff Fuck you Jeff Go die a brutal death Yeah It's no sweat Glad to get you off my chest No regrets hashtag no regrets hashtag no regrets Now let me catch my breath Cuz what's next? You drown out all my happiness There's nothing left Hey Jeff (Hey Jeff, Hey Jeff) Hey Jeff (Hey Jeff) Hey Jeff, can I ask you for a present? Can I be present for a second? Why is everything so hectic? Been awake for 32 seconds Can't i have a cup of coffee Before i'm forced to remember how close death is? I live the easiest life ever I'm privileged and nothing merits this level of stress But you're throwing grenades at each side of my brain And the perpetrators escape before I can detect them I look at people like What are they thinking? I know they're thinking less You can only get by one day at a time With little acts of courage Like going to bed Without drinking a whole bottle of wine Rip! (Rip Jeff) Goddamn I don't miss you at all I thought you were me But I'm more like the leaves that you see change in the fall I finally can admit I was wrong I feel lighter without All of the baggage you've been dragging along If I had a dollar for every second you've wasted of mine I'd have a red Ferrari Not to mention half of my time I'd have enough to end hunger Get mom a Tesla in white And close every single farm where they make animals die (And buy Jade a hot tub) I look at people like What are they thinking? I know they're thinking less You can only get by one day at a time With little acts of courage Like going to bed Without drinking a whole bottle of wine I look at people like What are they thinking? I know they're thinking less You can only get by one day at a time With little acts of courage Like going to bed Without drinking a whole bottle of wine Can I ask you one closing question? Why did you make this perfect miracle feel like a test And make all these messes That I had to clean up without any directions? And you know that thinking about what could've been Is so fuckin' depressing But we soldier on Make up for lost time Hope for the best And when this is all over I'll wish that I could do it again and again (And again and again) I look at people like What are they thinking? I know they're thinking less You can only get by one day at a time With little acts of courage Like going to bed Without drinking a whole bottle of wine I look at people like What are they thinking? I know they're thinking less You can only get by one day at a time With little acts of courage Like going to bed Without drinking a whole bottle of wine