Lazy Bones

Well it's way to soon to have the seven year itch

But he's getting cranky and I'm just a bit unsure

I'll tell you what I mean

You see when we first met I thought well, this is it

But it turns out my head was just full of shinning stars

Things just ain't what they seem

Ooh whoo, my cards are played (My cards are played)

Ooh whoo, I wanna get lazy bones out my back door

Yeah

Now I'm not the type to make the first pass

But when he walked by and I saw his ash colored eyes

Well it was like a dream, oh yes it was

And now my dreams are lying in broken bits

Cause I know he only loved me for my big television

I've got a wide screen

Ooh whoo, my cards are played (My cards are played)

Ooh whoo, why can't I get lazy bones out my back door

Yeah

Well I love getting hugged and I love getting kissed

And he loves beer, and he loves getting pretty drunk

It goes straight to his head, oh yes it does

And I guess my mother warned me when I was 5 or 6

She said that men like him only think with their defective brains

Least I think that what she said

Ooh whoo, my cards are played (My cards are played)

Ooh whoo, I just wanna get lazy bones out my back door

Yeah

(Lazy bones) Lazy bones

Lazy bones (Lazy bones)

Boy you can kiss my

Cheek