Has Anybody Seen My Will To Live?

Has anybody seen my will to live? I haven't seen it since I was a kid I've even looked behind the sofa Has anybody seen my will to live? I haven't seen it since I was a kid Under the bed it's not there, I can't find it anywhere I'm stressed and ready, ready to go I'm stressed and ready, I can't be alone I'm stressed and ready, ready to go I'm stressed and ready, will I die alone? Has anybody seen my will to live? I haven't seen it since I was a kid I've even looked inside the fridge Then I got drunk, I cut my own fridge Has anybody seen my will to live? I haven't seen it since I was a kid I've even looked inside the closet All I could find was me Maybe I should try some yoga Three, two, one, breathe with me I'm not gonna cry any more I cried in Finding Nemo I'm just a bamboo toothbrush wrapped in plastic I'm just a bamboo toothbrush I'll never use 'Cause eye contact, it makes me uncomfortable Everything it makes me uncomfortable They say nice people finish last Well year six sport's day I got picked last I bought a self help book it didn't work Maybe I should read it, that'll work I fell in love with the one next door But are they five doors down? I'm stressed and ready, ready to go I'm stressed and ready, I can't be alone I'm stressed and ready, ready to go I'm stressed and ready, will I die alone? (Probably) Has anybody seen my will to live I haven't seen it since I was a kid I've even looked behind the sofa Then I got drunk, I cut my own fridge Has anybody seen my will to live? I haven't seen it since I was a kid I've even looked under my bed (All I could find was me) Has anybody seen my will to live? I haven't seen it since I was a kid I've even looked inside the fridge Has anybody seen my will to live? I haven't seen it since I was a kid I've even looked inside the closet Has anybody seen my will to live?