Welcome to Club Vices

Welcome to Club Vices

Where you think you might think

That you think you might know how this band's gonna go

Well obviously that's not how it is at Club Vices

You may have a rock n' roll show

You may have a dance show

You may have a jazz show

Hmm, you even may have a metal show

And country music

Oh, maybe you have that too

We just want to say, hey

We hope you enjoy what you hear

We hope you enjoy the ride

And come back for more

Now join me, Kristy, and Miss Eleanor on our trip down

To Vices Inc Land

Because at Club Vices, we're never the same

Now y'all come back now, ya hear