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Drinking Tips

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Standup Comedy

Skladba Drinking Tips vyšla 4. února 2003 Comedy Central Records na albu Skanks for the Memories

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AlbumSkanks for the Memories

Datum vydání4. února 2003

ŠtítekComedy Central Records

Melodičnost

Akustičnost

Valence

Tanečnost

Energie

BPM153

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TEXTY

Hudební video

Hudební video

Kredity

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Dave Attell

Vocals

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Dave Attell

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Jack Vaughn

Producer

KC Dunn

Engineer

Michael Caffery

Michael Caffery

Mixing Engineer

Steve Carroll

Engineer

Texty

Drink it up, people. Drink it up. Yup. Here's some drinking tips

Never get drunk when you're wearing a hooded sweatshirt, 'cause you

Will eventually think there's someone right behind you. Here's

Something else I've learned drunk: There's no way ever to talk your

Way out of wiping your ass on someone's pillow, even if you yell "

Surprise." Own up to it. Be a man. You ever black out when you're

Drinking, or as I call it, time travel? Yeah. You're in a bar, you're

Drinking, you black out, you wake up, you're in another bar. You're

Drinking, you black out, you wake up, you're at McDonald's. Working

There about three years, still not assistant manager. You wanna quit

But you're banging that girl on the fryolator. They say she's

Retarded, but those titties ain't retarded. Oh. I'm sorry, is that an

Eminem tune? I don't know. Yeah. You guys are drunk too, this is

Good. Where are the drunks? Here? Where are they? Yeah? How about

The potheads? Are the potheads around here? There you go. We finally

Meet. The drunks and the potheads, they rarely get together

Except on that show Blind Date. Now I'm a drinker, man. There's

Only one drink I don't like: eggnog. How did they think that up?

"I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes." Do

You know what eggnog really is? You're not gonna wanna hear it

But I'll tell ya: elf cum. That's what it is. You might as well

Pour it on your back and slap yourself on the ass. But I don't wanna

Tell you how to live your life, alright? You do what you do, alright?

All the great writers were alcoholics, am I right? Hemingway, that

Other guy. Where are the great pothead writers? I'm sure they're

Out there, but do you really wanna read a whole book by a pothead?

500 Pages on why if you put a hat and glasses on a dog it looks

Like he could drive a truck? Nobody cares. But I think pot should

Be legal, I do. And I think if your cousin is super hot you should

Be able to fuck one time. Alright, I took it a little too far. Sorry

Written by: Dave Attell

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