Laurie Rolled Me a J (feat. Taylor Kingman, Lewi Longmire, Sydney Nash & Ned Folkerth)
John Craigie
Singer/Songwriter
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John Craigie
Songwriter
Texty
I got my wings clipped
I got my Trump check
Supposed to last me through the apocalypse
I spent it all on some leftist shit
As a f*ck you to him and Mike Pence
I don't give a shit about the burning bush
Noah's Ark or two of every animal
Is this the new flood is this new the new plague
Is this the rapture or just the first wave
My lungs are clean at least today
I fill 'em up Laurie rolled me a J
I can't sleep with Emma anymore
She got too many chickens in her backyard
Took the urban farming thing a little too far
They wake me up еach and every hour
She'll kiss hеr housemate it's more convenient
What with the lock down what with the Covid
It's too much drama for me to play
I stay at home Laurie rolled me a J
Went to the protest shit got crazy
You lost your mask running away
Your friends got paranoid come join my scene
Make love for two weeks we'll say it's quarantine
Don't call me sugar if you want to taste it
This summer heat has got us sweating opiates
We watch the sunset from our cage
Front row seats Laurie rolled us a J
This girl name Cedar I had to get away
She was fine as hell but she was too New Age
She do that Wim Hof don't take no hot showers
But I'm a bad boy I need them hot showers
She got a crystal for every disease
Said "cure the Covid" she said "it's 5G"
Won't get the vaccine cause of the tracking chip
Hell they can track me I ain't doing shit
Track me on my couch, track me in my bed
Track me texting you, track me left on read
Track me in the yard puffing my life away
Gone like smoke Laurie rolled me a J
Written by: John Craigie
