What Family Might Say

What Family Might Say 

 Keith Burns/Dennis Twigg

 Don’t mind the traffic at the shopping mall

 I even like an orange friday y’all can’t believe it’s already here

 Thank god it happens only once a year

 I love the lights on santa’s sleigh swappin gifts and watching children play,

the crazy thing about the holidays you just don’t know what family might say

you just don’t know what family might say

 Pull my finger the turkeys dry has granny gained weight 

 Would you look at them thighs 

 Get your heathen kids under control

 Tell me is your daddy still on parole I heard he’s still got a year to go

 The crazy thing about holidays you you just don’t know what family might say

 You never do I’m gonna take this on alright

 It was just last year I brought my best

 You and Aunt Patti made a pass at him I still can’t believe all them things

she said & turned his face a shade of rudolph red

 I love the lights on santa’s sleigh swappin gifts and watching children play,

the crazy thing about the holidays you just don’t know what family might say

you just don’t know what family might say

 It’s all you Keith

 Would you look at that scrawny little christmas tree (that one hurt) and

that’s the ugliest sweater that I ever did see 

 Ain’t no filter goin on in this house no tellin what's about to come out of

their mouths

 I love the lights on santa’s sleigh swappin gifts and watching children play,

the crazy thing about the holidays you just don’t know what family might say,

you just don’t know what family might say, you just don’t know what family

might say

 You just don’t know what family might say

 Oh she sure is pretty that’s your cousin John

 So- what somebody get the bar of soap