Hardball

I've got a bean on the plate waiting to take a sign

I've got a brother on mound known to be pitching behind

Living it up on the inside, living it down on the outs

Let it roll off the table we'll get those boys going no doubt

All rights and reels -

That's what you deal in

But don't go telling me where I belong

So you want to throw smoke?

You wanna set it off in 14 days?

You gotta bend with those benders

Gotta wash where that batter sprays!

There ain't nothing that can change my ways

No Sudafed, no high school craze -

I'm a bonafide driver

All rights and reels -

That's what you deal in

But don't go telling me where I belong

You got a bug on the rug, you gotta take that one kneeling

Head on the floor, witness a double stealing

Well slugs, I've laid a few!

But never with a love to true -

I had to get low low low low low low low low

All rights and reels -

That's what you deal in

But don't go telling me where I belong