The Legend of Vox Machina

Your Excellence tried the best fighters Who've adventured far and wide But I promise that you've never Met a troop so qualified There's Grog, our mighty giant, he's a simple-minded hulk And Percy's pepperbox can blow apart your fucking skull Nature hath no fury quite like Keyleth the Ashari Controlling plants and animals, she's a magical safari The twins, Vex and Vax, she shoots, he hides in the pitch They're stealthy and quite deadly, but I forget which one is which (He's Vax, she's Vex) Pike's divinity is pure, her hands can always heal Oh, and did I mention we have a bear? Trinket, no big deal And as for myself? My name is Scanlan The man with the phat purple hand My music's the jam, going ham, you can't stand it Get some water, hide your daughters Oh, uh, sorry Brave warriors are we and far more clever than a fox They'll tell tale of our exploits in the Legend of Vox Machina