The Compromise

You, you think it's cool to be crazy

I say you're born rich, stay rich

There's no point in taking chances

And me (Oh, me, no, no, oh)

I wouldn't call it a sophomore slump

I'd say I'm one step closer to being

Just where I want to be

Away from this scene

Away from this machine (Alright!)

Meet me in the middle (Hoo-hoo-hoo)

C'mon, let's make up a dance (Hoo-hoo)

And we'll agree to call it the compromise

(Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)

Step one:

Find a partner, grab a pen

Don't you dare ask questions

Just sign on the dotted line

Step two:

Throw your partner behind a desk

Where they'll do absolutely nothing

So it's your job to dance and smile

The whole time

Don't call it a trend

It's the only way we think to get ahead

Meet me in the middle (Hoo-hoo-hoo)

C'mon, let's make up a dance (Hoo-hoo)

And we'll agree to call it the compromise

(Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)

There's no sense in complaining

It doesn't change our minds

Take me by the hand, let's compromise

I can feel your feet touching mine

If you can't dance

There's someone else in line

I can feel your feet touching mine

If you can't dance

There's someone else in line

Meet me in the middle (Hoo-hoo-hoo)

C'mon, let's make up a dance (Hoo-hoo)

And we'll agree to call it the compromise

(Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)

There's no sense in complaining (Hoo-hoo-hoo)

It doesn't change our minds (Hoo-hoo)

Take me by the hand, let's compromise

(Hoo-hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)

Eh-hey, eh-hey!