I Need a Job

I want a job So i hit up the web Monster Indeed Craigslist LinkedIn Cover letters They don't mean shit Dear sir Dear madam Do you even read this Oh I'll spend my time filling out your forms For no response What a great reward But you see I'm legit And I've got a degree What's that mean Nothing Apparently I need a job I've very qualified I'm smart I'm strong I've got brown eyes Revise my resume for the 45th time 46 47 48 49 Send it off into the abyss Follow up with HR But it makes no difference How you doing It's me Just wanna touch base I'm not a good fit I'm such a disgrace Give me a job This is getting sad I applied at Walmart They never called me back Food services I'm cool with that Retail Door sales Hell a laundromat Seriously though I'm a photoshop pro A web guru And I tell great jokes Knock knock Who's there Give me a job Who Me Give me a job