Straight White Manchild

Is mama happy?

Is mama proud of the walking trigger warning she unwittingly shat out

And wiped against the grain, this shit stain: the college conservative?

A turd slowly sliding down the puppet master's strings

The right-wing is coming, and they're back with a vengeance

The incels and the fratboys love their president

Reform your campus!

Make America Great Again!

Can I get a "market-friendly" and can I get an amen?

You play to old scripts for dumb pricks

Fell too hard for the grift

More Jacob Wohl than Ben Shapiro, maybe you should just enlist

Because submission is your business, and business is always good

You lick the boot enough, you might get to the foot

(Wowee!)

Where pathology ends and politicking begins may be well up for grabs

But the party platform's a blast

Every worker a slave

Every woman the same

The common good can't be saved

You're gonna get it

Until the planet is cooked

For the company books

Bankrolling all of the crooks

You're gonna get it

White ethnocracy now

Once you're good and bailed out

Never wondering how you're gonna get it

All alternatives crushed

Our prospects are flushed

No getting's ever enough

You're gonna get it

You're gonna get it

You're gonna get...

Do you need a safe space?

Do tears fall in your boxcars

When your worldview is shattered by your first-year seminar?

The straight white manchild sieg heils

The inconsolable victim

But he's getting what he wants and our future is grim

So forgive my indifference

Your "exchange of ideals'' might mean new horizons on a rock strip-mined of life