My Daddy Is a Vampire

Well my daddy works the nightshift He lies in bed all day He never looks in mirrors and he avoids the sun's rays My daddy is a vampire My mother is a mummy and she needs plasma too But if you peel away the bandage The blood comes seeping through My daddy is a vampire My brother is a zombie and no thought is his own He just sits there with a glazed look in his eyes He's gnawing at his bones My daddy is a vampire And as for me? My resistance is getting weak All these monsters all around me I'm a suicidal geek And my daddy is a vampire