Crab Surprise

I dreamed I was a great crustacean

Ruler of the seafood nation

A DJ on the sonar station

And then I woke up

To a crab surprise

To a crab surprise

Well I was scurrying along the murky surface

They caged me up and it made me nervous

In San Francisco I'll find my purpose

Oh no, I never told my dad I loved him

You know I love him

Well they dropped me in the boiling pot

And then they steamed me up and they got me hot

And then they cracked me open I'm wild, I'm caught

Where were you?

For the crab surprise

For the crab surprise

Well they dipped me in the melted butter

And they served me up with chives and mustard

And then they threw my shells into the gutter

And now, I'm dead

I'm the crab surprise

I'm the carb surprise

I'm the crab surprise ahhh

The crab surprise ahhh

Crab surprise ahhh

I'm the crab surprise