Rollerblades for XMas

December 31st and you've been a bad kid

Santa Claus has got a list of all the things you did

You're getting

Rollerblades for Christmas

Rollerblades for Christmas

Rollerblades for Christmas

Yo ho ho and a lump of coal

Santa Clause flew all the way from North Pole

With some reindeers in the cold

Just to tell you you're a fucking asshole

Rollerblades for Christmas

Rollerblades for Christmas

Rollerblades for Christmas

Wish you had never been fucking born

Had a condom - it was torn

You're more stupid than Helen Keller

Oughta take you out back like Old fucking Yeller

Rollerblades for Christmas

Rollerblades for Christmas

Rollerblades for Christmas

You're a little shit

All you do is wine

Underneath the Christmas tree: some brand new inlines

You can kiss my fist under the mistletoe

Go outside and eat some yellow fucking snow

Rollerblades for Christmas

Rollerblades for Christmas

Rollerblades for Christmas

Ho ho ho