When Life Hands You Problems

I am always working but I don't have any money You're always telling jokes but none of them are funny I am folding pamphlets and disturbing the peace You are painting signs that say, "de-friend the police" I am dropping out of school to go to the park If you're the light of my life why is it always so dark? I don't know anything You don't know anything We don't know anything together Life hands you problems, make problemade Life hands you wages, minimum wage The popcorn ceiling, the great divide If you think I suck would you keep it to yourself? You must be thinking of someone else I am always hungry and I don't have any cake You are always on a plane and the plane is full on snakes You are super fun, you're a really nice guy And I'm a psychological Superfund site I am yelling, "Someone's in here" from the bathroom stall of life You are logging onto Tinder getting zero super likes I don't like anything You don't like anything We don't like anything together Life hands you problems, make problemade Life hands you wages, minimum wage The popcorn ceiling, the great divide If you think this sucks would you keep it to yourself? You must be thinking of someone else