If I Had My Druthers

If I had my druthers, I'd druther have my druthers Than anything else I know While you'd druther hustle, accumulatin' muscle I'd druther watch daisies grow While they're growin' slow And the summer breeze is blowin' My heart is overflowin' and so If I had my druthers, I'd druther have my druthers Than anything else I know Hey Doc, you think you could agree With that kind of a philosophy? Agree? I live it Cuz if I had my druthers, I'd druther have my druthers Than work anywheres at all (Don't nobody call) Huh, it ain't that I hates it Why, in fact, I even contemplates it While watchin' the raindrops fall I sits there for hours developin' my powers Of figurin' how flowers gets tall If I had my druthers, I'd druther have my druthers Than anything else at all Well if I had my druthers to choose from all the others I'd druther be like I am (Oh, I like you just the way you are) This thing called employment Detracts from my enjoyment And tightens my diaphragm (Oh, you poor lamb) Whilst I'm doin' nary A thing that's necessary I'm happy as a cherry stone clam (Some of my best friends are clams) If I had my druthers I'd choose from all the others I'd rather be like I am If we had our druthers, we'd rather have our druthers Than anything else we know Our forefathers wrote it and often times we quote it Whenever we're feelin' low (Monsieur Scott) As direct descendants we figure independence Ain't only in Missouri and so If we had our druthers, we'd rather have our druthers Than anything else we know Why sho', huh Than anything else we know Yebo', than anything else we know Enco', than anything else we know Goodnight, leave a call