Welcome to the Club

Welcome

Welcome to the club

Welcome... to the revel club

We've got everything you need

Welcome to the revel team

Get ready

It's about to open up

Feast your eyes

Prepare to live it up

We don't believe in any gods

Besides the two in you

That are always at odds

So if you can help it

Just give in

If there's a void in you

We'll fill it in

If you do nothing wrong

It'll be a sin

There are no consequences where we're going

To the revel club

Welcome... to the revel club