I hear that you gotta lotta secrets

So curious what's buried deep, deep down beneath it

Comments off the record, record deals in the limelight

Got your name in headlines but my dear, you're in headlights

Cautionary tales

Locked in jail

Knowledge is a weapon

Like a mace and flail

Stationary sales

That's a business failed

So better come up

With another tall tale

Bank account zero

Better call the mayor

And remind him that he owes you

Just a tiny little favor

Woah-oh-oh

Don't you make that mistake

I'll press the key

And you're done today