Wrong Taco

Excuse me sir, you gave me the wrong taco

I want rice, I want it steamed and I want cream on the side

I posted a review while I was waiting in line

You know, I heard this place was really authentic

But these onions don't taste like onions

Uhm, what are those jalapeñoids?

I don't think I got the shots for that

I don't think I read a blog on that

I just wanna get this stuff off my face

I don't want too much exposure to this place

I just wanna shove these tacos in my face

I just needed some culture in my life

Expose myself to different points of view

Even though I know what I think is always right

Because these tacos are definitely wrong