Oh, Conrad dear
I'll leave you here
Don't suck your thumbs
He always comes
Fuck you, Mamma
I am sucking them now
Oh, Long Tailor comes
He will cut your little suck-a-thumbs
Thumbs are gone, gone and then
Will they ever, ever grow again?
Hello little children
Hello little folks
Tell me what you wanted
Tell me what you saw
Fuck you, Mamma
I am sucking them now
Mamma comes, Conrad stands
Looks quite sad and shows his little hands
Thumbs are gone, gone and then
Will they ever, ever grow again?
When you suck them, Tailor comes
He will cut your little suck-a-thumbs
Snip-snap, snip-snap, scissors go
Little baby cries out, oh-oh-oh
