I Just Had a Baby

Well I just had a baby and it hurt like hell

Now all I have left is my ambition

And I heard that we were fighting so I grabbed my gun

And shot myself square in the toe

Oh and la-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

Well I have cried to bigger men than you

Oh and la-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

Well I have lied to better friends than you

Oh well, I was just a baby, my mother said son

Put on these old slacks and be a man

Oh and the irony I guess, is when I put on her favorite dress

I could see myself beyond her perfect man, and then we

La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

Well I have cried to bigger men than you

Oh and La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

Well I have lied to better friends than you

Oh when I was just a baby, my mother said son

There's no time in this world to love all man

Hell so I took a bus out east and wore a cold heart on my sleeve

And every chance I got I turned and ran, ran, ran

Oh and La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

Well I have cried to bigger men than you

Oh and La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da

Well I have lied to better friends than you

Oh well I have lied to better friends than you

Oh well I have lied to better friends than you, oh no

Well I have lied to better friends than you

I have lied to better friends than you, oh no