Who Are Y8u?

Delicious as a pasta fazool

 No one can tell me better

 As sexy as a new tattoo

 Predictable as the weather

 Mysterious as a Fu Man Chu   

 And others have tried it’s true

 No way you’re ever gonna hide or misconstrue

 Now tell me honey who are you

 I see we have a lot to review

 I’m putting it all together

 I’ll smell you saying something untrue

 So tell me honey who are you

 You can hum it on a big kazoo

 That part I’m leaving up to you

 This little talk is way overdue

 Now tell me honey who are you

 Ah, come on and tell me, who are you

 Who who who who, who who who are

 Who who who who, who who who are 

 Ooh ooh

 You wanna draw a picture that’s okay 

 Ooh ooh

 Or you can sing the songs another way 

 Ooh ooh

 Ooh ooh

 Karate or some cool Kung fu

 Whatever is your jam

 Come on remind me honey tell me who are 

 Blow it on a slide trombone

 Louder’s always better

 Ya gotta let it go now honey who are

 You know you’ll never keep it secret from me

 Come on and tell me honey who are you

 You can tell me, you can tell me, you really can tell me

 A taco or a little fondue

 Will make it go much better

 Some people get a new hairdo  

 Some people write a letter

 Come on now baby dry your eyes

 Oh stop it grab a tissue

 Before the cock crows doodily-doo

 You’ll tell me honey who are you

 Come on now you just give it away

 Like some bad Christmas sweater

 No matter what the holiday

 Come on and tell me honey who are you

 No matter what you’re feeling today

 Tomorrow you’ll be better

 Before you hit that pillow tonight 

 You’ll tell me honey who are you

 Ah come on and tell me, who are you

 Ooh ooh 

 Ooh ooh

 You think that you know, well at the present at least

 Exactly who you are now since all the shrinking has ceased

 Please explain if you can, if you think that you might

 I want the little details cuz they might throw some light

 On the what, when and how and maybe, baby the when

 Of how this whole thing got started, who you think is your friend

 And who you think is a jerk, is this all deja vu

 So enough about me, tell me more about you

 Delicious as a pizza pie

 Or mushroom bar-b-q

 They do it out in Timbuktu

 Come on and tell me honey who are you

 Mysterious as someone who has

 A different point of view

 Mysterious as a Fu Man Chu

 You knew that there would come a time

 To face your Waterloo 

 Hey get a clue

 You know you’re gonna feel much better

 Come on and tell me honey who are you