We've got the boxes from the attic
Decorations on the floor
Frank Sinatra singing classics
Red and green everywhere, yeah
It's looking like a Home Goods store
Lord have mercy, there it is
You smiled at me as you reached in
Are you sure you wanna hang it up?
'Cause that thing is holidangerous, so
Don't hang the mistletoe
If you wanna get anywhere on time
You know how kissing goes
We'll be under that doorway all night
Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so
If you wanna leave the house this Christmas
Don't hang the mistletoe
Yeah, I still remember last year
We were so damn close to leaving
Everybody would have loved
Those ugly sweaters we had on
But ain't nobody got to see 'em
And you know the reason, so
Don't hang the mistletoe
If you wanna get anywhere on time
You know how kissing goes
We'll be under that doorway all night
Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so
If you wanna leave the house this Christmas
Don't hang the mistletoe
I ain't saying I don't want to
But I know what happens next
We start making out and then somehow
We end up tangled up in bed, mmm
Don't hang the mistletoe
If you wanna get anywhere on time
You know how the kissing goes
We'll be under that doorway all night
Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so
If you wanna leave the house this Christmas
Don't hang the mistletoe, oh
No, no, no, don't hang that mistletoe, no
Mmm
