If Jesus Had an iPhone

What do you think would happen if Jesus had an iPhone

Do you think he'd publish videos of his miracles

Do you think Jesus was an alien

Who came down in a spaceship

You know, an android with an iPhone

Not many people realise this but

17 years of Jesus' life is missing from the Bible

Why was he hiding?

Did he sell his old man's tools at cash converters and do a runner

He probably needed the money to pay off his dealers

If Jesus had an iPhone, would he take a selfie with you

If Jesus had an iPhone, hashtag king of the Jews

If Jesus had an iPhone, would he take a selfie with you

If Jesus had an iPhone, hashtag king of the Jews

I don't think anybody would care

If you cured leprosy in a video on Tik Tok

But all the gold diggers would wanna hook up

With the son of God

How did Jesus go for 40 days without food

Maybe he got hungry and ordered a deliveroo

Apparently Jesus had a thing for his own mother

And that's what's meant to be the holy grail

But I won't be spreading rumours like that on my insta

Because Jesus will be cross with me

And we know how that ends.

If Jesus had an iPhone, would he take a selfie with you

If Jesus had an iPhone, hashtag king of the Jews

If Jesus had an iPhone, would he take a selfie with you

If Jesus had an iPhone, hashtag king of the Jews

If Jesus had an iPhone, would he take a selfie with you

If Jesus had an iPhone, hashtag king of the Jews

If Jesus had an iPhone, would he take a selfie with you

If Jesus had an iPhone, hashtag king of the Jews