We've Been Watching You

I mean, you don't even know how vast our fan community network is up here, Horse. We've got, like, clubs within clubs just dedicated to you. We're just like a bunch of newborn baby birdtaurs hungry to devour your content

Heh, that's a little weird, but thank you?

We've been watching you

We've been binge-watching you

We are obsessing every day

This seems neurotic

We are fangirling hard

Wrote fiction, made some art

We've shipped you every different way

(But we're platonic)

My name is Mouthpiece

But you'd know me by my username

ComfortableDougGuy222

That's when my birthday is

These owl, geese, pheasant, sparrow, duck and kiwitaurs

Made so much merch outta you

We're in the fandom biz!

So glad Horse made it

So sad that Rider is gone

Where'd that girl go?

What went on inside of the Rift?

Who cares?

The herd's here for Herd Con!

What is Herd Con?

We've been binge-watching you

And you're our favorite show that's on

Well, this is overwhelming, isn't it? I mean, who knew all this time that we were celebrities?

Oh, uh, to clarify, not all of you are celebrities

What are you saying?

I mean, maybe some of you are, like, not as popular as others

Well, I don't understand, Mouthpiece. You just said to me that we're the most popular--

Well, the Horse Force is for the Horse fans, of course

And the Ched Heads have the handsomest mugs

We're Hot Gosslings!

Team Durp!

Glendale's Pregnancy Hole Children!

And Dougligans are fans of the great Comfortable Doug

Comfortable Doug

Comfortable Doug

Comfortable, Comfortable, Comfortable Doug

Comfortable Doug

Comfortable Doug

Comfortable, Comfortable Doug

Okay, okay, okay, okay, I think we get it. Ya like Comfortable Doug, Mouthpiece

Now, what is the Wammawink fan club called? Hm?

Who, uh... Whe- whe... Where are the Wammawink fans, Mouthpiece? Answer me, Mouthpiece. Mouthpiece! Why don't you tell me, Mouthpiece?

You're hurting me

Oh yeah, she does that sometimes

The only thing those fan clubs can agree on

Is that Wammawink's

The worst