Don’t Be a Dick, Ted

"The world is gonna change so fast son

My momma told me when I was young

People gonna say you’re old fashioned

When you hold the door but don’t hold back your love

You’ll have every chance

To be a lesser man

Child don’t forget

Don’t steal somebody's girl even if you're better lookin’

Don't talk about your friends sayin things you know you shouldn't

I hope you're here for a long time and make it good time

Make sure the love you give is more than you take

When you meet somebody who, never learned the rules that you did

Tell em don't be 

A-dick-ted to yourself, tell don't be

A-dick-ted to yourself

if you make a whole lot of money

Have A million people that know your name

Or 

If you settle down in a small town

And Show up late to a job you hate

BRIDGE

When that girl breaks your heart

And that guy cuts you off

You’ve tried everything but nothing seems to stick"