Toaster Strudell vs Popp-Tarts (feat. Milk Plus, Fritz Charleston & Stalara)

Damm, there ya go, you be hatin on my poptarts, cherry filled snack I was warming when ya mouth starts yapping bout them damn dry frozen ass mold growing strudels that be cutting yo esophagus, and you wanna knock on this, pop tarts the bomb kid, no need to worry bout the artificial toxicness, come in 50 flavors, why you seem to find that shocking kid? Lock it in, poptarts better than yo gatdamn, moccasin, shoe-tasting pastry needing a packet worth of frosting, exhausting to just grab a snack and back to napping, it happens that I can grab a packet of the best damn snack, and attack it while I'm blazing up the fat one, infact son, Ima be benevolent and share, reach into the bag right there, not the jelly mints, the bag fool, yeah, take a little taste of heaven, no forgetting it was x who put you on to this, the crap in toaster strudel make you wanna piss, shit, puke, fart, snot, burp, crap out of every orifice, me, I'm getting bored of this, so, I'm about to eat some more of this

Poptarts, yes it's the world greatest oral fix