Girls Are the Best (feat. Tanya McCabe)

Girls can be anything that they want to

Smart or beautiful

You can be a CEO or a fireman too

Or should I say firewoman? Hoo-hah!

Girls can be doctors, hooray!

And a girl will be the president of the USA

No way! Well, maybe someday!

Girls are the best in the world

Every good person is a girl

Better than every boy in the whole wide world

They're all bad, we don't like 'em

'Cause girls are smart and rich and fast

I said, girls can freaking kick your— (Shh)

Girls are the best in the world

I'm a girl so it means that I am good

Girls can be nasty or squeaky clean

We can give head or pray

Girls can be really nice or they can be mean

They told me that I give bad head

Girls can be Baptists or a Lutheran priest

Any type of Christian is good

A girl can be a mother or defend our freedom overseas

Let's give it up for our sisters in Iraq

I can drink whiskey with the big boys and I don't give a hoot

You diss American women? Well, here's my boot

Right up Bin Laden's ass

Well I don't care if you're white or brown or green or purple or Black

You talkin' 'bout racism? Here's what I think about that

It's bad!

Girls are the best in the world

Every good person is a girl

Better than every boy in the whole wide world

'Cause girls are smart and rich and fast

I said, girls can freaking kick your— (Hey, watch your mouth now, come on)

Girls are the best in the world

Alright, for this next part, I'ma need a little bit of audience participation

Can you get down with some of that?

Alright, I love it

So at this point, I'd like all the fellas, all the men out there to please stand up right now

Yeah, go ahead, stand up

And hang your head in shame

And you stay standing

You dished it out for ten thousand years, you can take it for a minute

And now all my fierce queens out there, I'd like you to sing along with me, "Girls are the best in the world," let's do it

One, two, three, four

Girls are the best in the world (Yell at them, make them feel bad about who they are inside)

Girls are the best in the world (Insult their genitalia and why you hate it)

Girls are the best in the world (Use physical violence, attack them with your hands)

Girls are the best in the world

Every good person is a girl