The brownies in the break room are stale

I sit at my desk and cut my fingernails

And I'm sweating through my shirt cause they turn the AC off

It's the weekend, baby, and they're saving some costs

They pay me overtime to fantasize about murdering my boss

Now I got all these bills to pay but I don't want to work on Saturday, no!

Paying off Christmas from two years ago

When I was younger, I didn't know

That you shouldn't use credit cards to pay off loans

Now, I work all the time but I'm always broke

Like, how's it even possible to work so much and always be so broke?

Now I got all these bills to pay but I don't want to work on Saturday, no!

I don't wanna work on Saturday

No, I don't wanna work on Saturday

No, I don't wanna work on Saturday, no

I'd rather jump off the roof of my office

(I don't wanna work on Saturday

No, I don't wanna work on Saturday

No, I don't wanna work on Saturday, no)

I'd rather go to church with my parents

(I don't wanna work on Saturday

No, I don't wanna work on Saturday

No, I don't wanna work on Saturday, no)

I won't have a day off until the apocalypse

(I don't wanna work on Saturday

No, I don't wanna work on Saturday

No, I don't wanna work on Saturday, no)

I don't want to work on Saturday

I don't want to work on Saturday

I don't want to work on Saturday

I don't want to work on Saturday, no!