Drop Dead

Oh, the going rate for roses

Is the lowest that it has been since 1997

And if anyone knows, well

They're not telling why

And the current cost of diamonds

Has the market in a tailspin

Seems like everyone's decided

That synthetics are preferable

No matter the price, and

Let me drop dead gorgeous

Let me down quickly

Tell me when you want me

Whenever you want me to give up

I'll give up on you

All the natural consequences

And the body mass indexes

And hyaluronic acids

Up against my throat

Pressed into my neck

Oh, baby, burn the evidence

At the bottom of the breakfast trash

It's a blood oath, it's a covenant

And it's so good to be at her mercy again

Let me drop dead gorgeous

Let me down quickly

Tell me when you want me

Whenever you want me to give up

I'll give up on you

Blushing at the college girls

In that club called "Signs and Wonders"

There's no virgin territory for a body like hers

In a body of water

It makes 'em unpinnable

Makes 'em un-fenceable

Un-outlineable

Bermuda triangles

Let me drop dead, gorgeous

Tell me, tell me

Tell me, tell me

Whenever you want me to give up

I'll give up on you