1-800-DATEME (revisited)

It's not actually Valentine's Day where I live, but

It is somewhere in the world, and, I figure

You know, I gotta write a song about this

So if you can relate, give it a like

Girl after guy, crush after crush

Never really figured it out with someone

I can't deny, I'm quick to gush

But it never works out so I'm done

It's Valentine's Day

And I'm lonely and single

But it's better this way

I don't like to mingle

Whoa, oh-whoa, whoa

I'll be my own valentine, it's fine

I'll be my own valentine

Wow, I'm so lucky to

Be my own valentine

Oh, my God (oh, my god)

I'm so lonely (chill, chill)

Sorry, sorry

Back to the song

Mm, mm, mm

Mm, mm, mm

Mm-mm

Girl after guy, crush after crush

I never really figured it out with someone

Even though I cry, I'm not in a rush

I prefer Netflix over everyone

So Tumblr (ooh)

Hashtag relatable (ooh)

It's Valentine's Day (ooh)

And I'm lonely and single (ooh)

But it's better this way (ooh)

I don't like to mingle (ooh)

Whoa, oh-oh, whoa

But, I do

Like Pringles

Please date me