PHD

 that hardwood needs some lovin 

 they've got 12 dollar buckets 

 lets grab some liquid courage and get to shakin somethin

 dont worry about em laughin cause aint nobody askin what they think 

 well just drink and do our own thing 

 so bring your 2 left feet we'll make our own beat 

 and leave the confidence up to that barkeep 

 you aint gotta be michael you aint gotta be J-Lo

 to really see what that old floor was made for 

 we'll bring dancin with the stars to that local bar 

 I might not be Swayze but when i get a few in me Ive got my PHD 

 pretty horrible dancer, pretty horrible dancer 

 so leave your reservations at the front door waitin 

 we can get to makin some 2 step conversation 

 aint none of us pros but when we get out on the floor 

 hey all of us know, heal to toe dosie doe 

 so bring your 2 left feet we'll make our own beat 

 and leave the confidence up to that barkeep 

 you aint gotta be michael you aint gotta be J-Lo

 to really see what that old floor was made for 

 we'll bring dancin with the stars to that local bar 

 aint no experts round here but after some beers weve all got PHD,s

 were all hardwood students here

 studyin bad moves and beer 

 and were all at the top of our class 

 so lower your standards and raise your glass

 and bring your 2 left feet we'll make our own beat 

 and leave the confidence up to that barkeep 

 you aint gotta be michael you aint gotta be J-Lo

 to really see what that old floor was made for 

 we'll bring dancin with the stars to that local bar 

 aint no experts round here but after some beers weve all got PHD's

 pretty horrible dancer, pretty horrible dancer