75 and sunny

75 and sunny in November

Can't be the only one who still remembers

Blizzards on Halloween

Nowadays the grass is still green

Suburban malls will play White Christmas

I'll just add SPF to my wishlist

It hasn't been white since like 2005

Oh, I, I'm not complaining

I'll savor the warmth

But then what's the point of living up north

Guess I'm just missing that holiday spirit

But without cold how am I gonna feel it

75 and sunny

Maybe you think that's funny

But I'm gonna be seething

If April's still freezing

Whoever controls the weather

If I can't wear a sweater

To Thanksgiving feast

Then I'm moving out of the northeast