First stumbled in stone sober, I'm drunk on sadness now

Watching romcoms from 2007

He's a piece of crap in glasses with weird hair

And she doesn't care

He lies to his friends

He lies to his wife

He barely does the minimum and she gives him her whole life

The numbers don't add up there

And my head hurts

From doing the math

Of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that

The numbers don't add up there

I worry that the bar's too high, I worry that it's gone

Disappeared into the ether

Thought this could be something, but he's staring at his phone

And I'm right here

All alone

She's kind, but not blind

She knows he's a jerk

He has the whole movie and he's still a piece of work

The numbers don't add up there

And my head hurts

From doing the math

Of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that

The numbers don't add up there

I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind

(Soon come to find, soon come to find)

I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind

(It's all in my mind, all in my mind)

I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind

(Soon come to find, soon come to find)

I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind

And my head hurts

From doing the math

Of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that

The numbers don't add up there

First stumbled in stone sober, I'm drunk on sadness now

Watching romcoms from 2007