Fat and Lazy Dude

Every day is like a losing battle to not eat pizza

Every day I get a little fatter or try to lose some weight

I really didn't think that I had it in me to be so boring

Guess everyone likes being comfortable more than they can anticipate

I'm afraid that everybody knows

I'm so old and boring

All I think about is food and taking naps

Half a six pack puts me in a good mood

I'm so old and boring

All I think about is food

Other people's vices are so romantic

But I am just a fat and lazy dude

A fat and lazy dude