The Saddle Bar X

THERE’S A LITTLE-KNOWN LOUNGE ON THE EDGE OF TOWN

WHERE THE SAND AND THE STREET CONNECTS

WHERE THE GIRLS ALL DANCE

WITH THEIR STOCKINGS DOWN

AND IT GOES BY THE NAME OF THE SADDLE BAR X

AT THE SADDLE BAR X, YOU CAN COME INSIDE

THE GENTS ALL DRIVE FROM FAR AND WIDE

FOR THE HOTTEST HENS WITH THE HOOCHIEST COO

FROM TWENTY-NINE PALMS TO KALAMAZOO

ALL THE FLYBOYS KNOW IT’S THE PLACE TO GO

WHEN THE SARGEANT SAYS DISMISSED

IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH YOU MIGHT GET CLOCKED

BUT IF YOU TIP TOO MUCH YOU MIGHT GET KISSED

ASK OLD ROY AT THE CORNER STORE

GIVE HIM A WINK HE’LL TELL YOU THE SCORE

YOU’RE LOOKING FOR THE GAMMIEST GIRLS

WITH THE GLITZ

THEY’RE IN THE LOBBY OF THE HOTEL DEL TAHQUITZ!

THE SADDLE BAR X. COME INSIDE

THE GENTS ALL DRIVE FROM FAR AND WIDE

FOR THE HOTTEST HENS WITH THE HOOCHIEST COO

FROM TWENTY-NINE PALMS TO KATMANDU

HOOCHIE COO

LIKE A WHISTLE FROM A DISTANT TRAIN

CLICK-CLACKING THROUGH THE DESERT RAIN

SULTRY SIRENS SING THEIR SWEET REFRAIN

YOUR HEART’S HOWLING LIKE A DOG IN PAIN

IT’S PULLING ON YOU LIKE A BALL AND CHAIN

YOU’RE HOT TO TROT. YOU GOT LOVE ON THE BRAIN

AND FROM THE CORNER ON ACCORDION

IT’S LADY OF SPAIN

HEY OLD MAN AT THE END OF THE BAR

YOU GOTTA PAY TO PUT YOUR FINGERS

IN THE CHERRY JAR

YOU’RE PLAYIN’ THE TOMCAT THAT CAUGHT THE KOI

WELL YOU’RE A LOUSY CHICKEN FARMER

BUT I’M PROUD OF YOUR BOY

HEP HEP

THERE’S A LITTLE-KNOWN BAR, REACHABLE BY CAR

OUT WHERE THE PALMS TREES SWAY

WHERE THE HONEYS DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE

‘CAUSE IF YOU HAVE CASH YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAY

IF YOU’VE GOT THE TIME AND FIND

YOU’RE DRIVING THROUGH THE FAR-FLUNG WEST

AND YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A REST STOP HOLD THE REST

COME AND SNEAK A PEEK AT THE MOJAVE’S BEST

THE SADDLE BAR X. COME INSIDE

THE GENTS ALL DRIVE FROM FAR AND WIDE

FOR THE HOTTEST HENS WITH THE HOOCHIEST COO

FROM TWENTY-NINE PALMS ALL THE WAY TO TIMBUKTU

HOOCHIE COO

IT’S THE SUN-SOAKED OASIS OF SEX

THE SADDLE BAR X

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