I got my fingers dirty at the school of rock

I got my fingers dirty, so I took a walk

I went up to the country park and hung around till after dark

And the girls got home

Till the girls got home

Did I tell you about the one I know? She's on the rag

And she spent the summer day inside her sleeping bag

Yeah, she spent the summer day inside, until it's time to go to work

And she works all night

Yeah, the girl's all right

The girls have got a house that's like a caravan

And it's like your holiday whenever you go round

We always have a laugh, and then we all get in the bath

To save on the leccy bill

Me and Jo and Phil

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys around the way

I had to go to work

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys down in the cafe

I had to catch a bus

When Jo was short of cash, I had to give her some

But I didn't really mind 'cause I was fit for once

So we paid the leccy bill, we got the shopping

And we still had some for the cinema

So we all went out

And she asked me, "Do I need to lose a bit of weight?"

And I said, "Now don't be stupid 'cause you're looking great"

Now we call her string bean Jean because the label on her jeans says

Seven to eight years old, well, that's pretty small

Seven to eight years old, well, that's pretty small

Seven to eight years old, well, that's pretty small

Seven to eight years old

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys around the way

I had to go to work

I had to leave them in the morning

I left the keys down in the cafe

I had to catch a bus